#STOP SUCKING PSA Script
Open with a series of celebrities talking to straight to camera.
DAMON: Matt Damon sucks. I’ve seen him. He totally sucks.
WAHLBERG: People won’t say it to my face, but okay, I suck. But so does Adrian.
DAMON: That’s true, I’ve seen them sucking together. They suck.
GRENIER: I suck.
SIMMONS: People don’t think I do, but hey — sometimes, it happens.
BUSH: Sophia Bush sucks.
ENTOURAGE CREW: We suck. Hard.
ALBA: I suck — we’ve all sucked.
BENNETT: You can win the Super Bowl and still suck.
PERRY: I sucked today . . . I sucked yesterday . . .
WILSON: Look, even Brady sucks. He’s not going to tell you that. But it’s true.
MONAE: No matter how hard you work at not sucking, sometimes you just do.
5th HARMONY (together): We know, we know. . . we suck.
Cut to Adrian taking a straw out of a cup and holding it to camera.
ADRIAN: Today, you probably used one of these — one of 500 million plastic, single-use straws used in America every single day.
Cut to polluted water filled with straws and sea life sickened and killed by digesting straws.
ADRIAN VO: Most of these straws don’t get recycled – you may put them in there — but they go straight into the ocean — polluting the water and killing sea life.
Cut to back to Adrian.
ADRIAN : Please, stop using plastic straws.
Cut back to Damon, Wahlberg, Bush and Alba.
DAMON: I’ll stop sucking.
WAHLBERG: Matt will stop sucking.
BUSH: I’ll stop sucking.
ALBA: We’ll all stop sucking.
Cut to quick cuts of all celebs all enjoying beverages strawless. Sipping an iced latte from a plastic cup, sipping a martini glass, a milkshake, a soda, etc. As we cut quickly from celeb to celeb our challenge appears on the screen.
VO/SUPER: WE’LL STOP SUCKING IF YOU DO.